gildedcrown: I went to empty my Diva Cup for the first time and screamed. You can never really be prepared to pull a cup filled with blood out of your lady bits. I fucking told you so.
don’t do drugs. do me do drugs and me. do drugs with me. and then do me.
love2-6-11: I was in the same room as Demi Lovato and Simmon tonight. Omgomgomg I’m going to cry
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
those who escape hell however never talk about it and nothing much bothers...– Charles Bukowski (via sadsapling)
godheadcomplex: if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
[[MORE]]The worst thing to do when arguing with someone (especially me) is to just stop talking to them. Even if you are the most important person in my life ESPECIALLY if you are the most important person in my life, the first 24 hours will be spent being really sad about the whole thing. you being gone will hurt me. i’d rather just argue with you. But you’re gone. So I have to make...
ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! ...
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
mylilsunshine: icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY...
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
magnezone: draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
1000gynecologists: you’re allowed to contradict yourself you’re allowed to seek attention for approval you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you you’re allowed to express negative opinions you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes you’re allowed to talk about yourself you’re allowed to fuck up you’re allowed to be insecure
boodlicious: I am friends with so many moms on facebook I guess you can say I hit the…. Motherload
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
listenpoly: finechester: I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all ‘hello my children what happened wh—’ i think this is the best post this gif has been associated with
omg. it’s been two days and im like “has it been a week yet?” No, no it hasn’t, Quinton. It’s been two days.
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.